Paper Footballs of Destiny

Paper Footballs of Destiny

What you need: Materials for flip cup, 2 coins, 2 paper footballs, and 2 people

The game begins by both players spinning a coin and trying to stop it on the ridges with their finger. (Like in some versions of bloody knuckles etc.)

If either player messes up and causes the coin to go off the table, they must drink twice and the game starts over. If it merely does not spin, etc. (minor screw up) they just do it again.

If nobody is successful in stopping the coin on its ridges, the Paper Footballs of Destiny come into play. Both players must attempt to hit the other player with their paper football by flicking it from across the table. Dodging is encouraged. …Don't break too much shit. If a player gets hit in the head, they must take five drinks. Neck to waist is three drinks. And legs down is one drink. When the coins are stopped players can either spring into action or wait and try to dodge. It's all about tactics. However, it's over when someone is hit. So if you wait and get hit, you do not get to retaliate.

If one person stops the coin successfully, the other drinks twice. If this happens for the same person twice in a row, the punishment goes up, to three drinks and so on. When the streak ends it resets back to two.

If both successfully stop the coin, a game of flip cup ensues. This game of flip cup should probably be set up on a different surface than the playing table for reasons you will see later. Neither can leave their seat before both coins are evidently down, otherwise they must drink once and do not win the flip cup round. Also, don't hide the coin or anything stupid, that's part of the rules now.

Last thing. For the paper footballs. If a player makes a field goal posts with their hands in front of their bodies and the football goes through it, the player who made the posts with their hands get to dole out five drinks. This is risky. The posts have to be in front of your body, and once the posts are up, you can't move at all and neither can they - so if your opponent can get around it, they will almost assuredly hit you. It also means you are passively giving up your chance to attack. However, the payout is fairly sweet.

Happy hunting.

TO GET DRUNKER FASTER TRY THIS ALTERNATE VERSION: Reverse consequences 1 & 3 (In other words, no success = flip cup and both success = footballs of destiny. People usually won't get the coin to stay very often so a lot of flip cup will probably occur).